“Happy National Frustration Day” by Chaplain Larry Limbaugh

Today at 3 pm, we will scream into pillows and then laugh for no reason for about five minutes, and then some will spread bright, beach towels on the floor and lay down like it was first grade all over again.

We will drop into deep silence and rest for about fifteen minutes.

This stillness produces a profound sense of security which in turn reduces the frustration we feel at everyday turn of events like getting one’s 2006 Chevy Equinox nabbed from the front yard or the rude comments of a troglodyte.

How do you plan to spend your National Frustration Day?

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